ALBUMS and EPs

Perpetual Memory Loss
(Illegal Art, 2007)
Photorealistic EP
(self-released, 2007)
Toiletparts
(Black Music, 2001)
Private Moments
(Illegal Art, 2001)
Smells Like Teen Disco
(Illegal Art/Black Music, 2000)
Maidenhead
(Seeland/Black Music, 1998)



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COMPILATION APPEARANCES

Bricolage #1
(Illegal Art, 2002)
Commercial Ad Hoc
(Illegal Art, 2000)
Party Like It's Only $19.99
(Evolution Controlled Creations, 1999)
Extracted Celluloid
(Illegal Art, 1998)


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Realistic: Perpetual Memory Loss
COMPACT DISC
(2007) Illegal Art, IA114 ARTWORK

Realistic's third album, Perpetual Memory Loss, features sixteen tracks of intricate sample-based compositions – a beautifully sophisticated celebration of found sound, recorded media, technology, and electronic composition. Slices of field recordings mesh with surreal electronic melodies, which creates enjoyably odd multi-layered musical fun.

TRACKLISTING:
01. The Camera Track (MP3), 02. Music in the Round, 03. Conversation Hearts, 04. Post-Corporate Fantasy, 05. Amazing Fall, 06. Welcome to Heaven, 07. Brand Name Sunday, 08. Library Music, 09. Wandering Aimlessly, 10. Have a Nice Trip, 11. April and August Sixth, 12. There is Always More, 13. In Loving Memory, 14. Snowday Plaything (MP3), 15. The Numbers Test, 16. Uneventful Fall



Realistic: Photorealistic
DIGITAL RELEASE
(2007) Self-released
ARTWORK

This digital-only release is a companion piece to the Realistic Perpetual Memory Loss album. All 5 tracks are previously unreleased and are not on the album.

TRACKLISTING:
01 At This Difficult Time, 02 Tornadic Events, 03 Interrupted Panting State, 04 Julie London, 05 Indoor Amusement Park



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Realistic: Toiletparts
COMPACT DISC
(2001) Black Music, BMCD024 ARTWORK

"Toiletparts" is a collection of remixes and alternate versions of tracks from the Realistic "Private Moments" album. It also includes previously unreleased versions of "Smells Like Teen Disco" from the "Maidenhead" album. "Toiletparts" is lovingly hand-assembled in a cardboard envelope and is limited to an edition of 500 compact discs. TRACKLISTING: 1. Beating Carpet Mites, 2. Angel 2001, 3. Trademark Mess, 4. Track The Title, 5. Bundle of Dough, 6. Larry Likes Greeting, 7. Magnetic Home Poetry, 8. Trademark Blipvert, 9. Eat Me Go Bang, 10. Odd Smell, 11. Seamless (Tinapplemix)


Realistic: Private Moments
COMPACT DISC
(2001) Illegal Art, IA 103
ARTWORK

"Private Moments" further perfects the Realistic method whereby familiar voices and melodies work to propel the listener through a sometimes eerie and often humorous sequence of audio events. The music is a funhouse of fractured break beats, hyperactive synthesizer patterns, field-recordings, and passionate vocal fragments. Drawing on the anti-copyright ideology, Realistic borrows freely from a variety of sources. Disco, classic rock, television, movies, top 40 radio, found sounds and noise all find their way into Realistic's rich post-modern stew. TRACKLISTING: 1. The Introduction, 2. Magnetic Home Surgery, 3. Looking for a Handout, 4. Angel 2000, 5. Colossal Metal Anxiety, 6. Ms. Understanding, 7. Bundle of Doubt, 8. The Title Track, 9. Larry Love Said, 10. Oops Out of Space, 11. Rosie Blackman Overdrive, 12. The Introduction Ditty, 13. Eyebeam Pounding, 14. Music for Voyeurs, 15. Trademark Massage, 16. Bruxism, 17. Rosie Blackman (non-traditional), 18. Twenty-Seven Bee Stroke Six, 19. I Am What?


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Realistic: Smells Like Teen Disco
12" RECORD
(2000) Illegal Art, IA1201/Black Music, BM12027 ARTWORK

A clear 12" vinyl recording of radical interpretations of the track 'Smells Like Teen Disco' from the Realistic 'Maidenhead' album. It features music by The Evolution Control Committee, Monochrome, Whitedynamo, Tinapple, and Realistic. “…a wonderfully mixed-bag of sounds that run the gamut from hypnotic trippy voyages to seductive post-industrial beat music and a nerve-jangling jungle freakout." TRACKLISTING: A01 Teen Binaries by Realistic, A02 Rubberchicken by Realistic, A03 Special One Color Format by Monochrome, B01 Daredevil(Tm) by Whitedynamo, B02 Texturehunter by Tinapple, B03 Darwin At Fifteen by The Evolution Control Committee



Realistic: Maidenhead
COMPACT DISC
(1998) Seeland/Black Music ARTWORK

This was originally intended as a car stereo test recording but has evolved into a self-indulgent recycled radio headfuck fest. "maidenhead" fuses digital sound collage and distorted melodies around textured plastic rhythms creating a big old mess. Seventeen retarded children lined-up and displayed for the whole world to hear. 50-minutes of dynamic headphones bliss with full-color interactive packaging options. Very sticky. TRACKLISTING: 1. Startup Sound, 2. SQ-80 Buzz, 3. Handicap Bathroom, 4. Mother's Maidenhead, 5. Speaker Placement Test, 6. Allied Electronics, 7. Radio Document, 8.Special Effects Amplifier, 9. Mouseup Engine, 10. Smells Like Teen Disco, 11. Indecision Test, 12. Blip Filter, 13. Stickymeat 44hhz, 14. Guitar Masturbator, 15. Happygone, 16. 4-Track Demo Drama, 17. Quit Sound.


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